It’s an abomination

It’s true, Leviticus calls it an abomination.

Leviticus 11:9-12
These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Of course I’m talking about shrimp cocktail and clam chowder and fried calamari. If you want to throw Leviticus as your basis for being a homophobic bigot, never forget that shrimp gets FOUR abominations, while lying with a man as you would with a women only gets two abominations. So every shrimp is 100% more sinful. Yummy. It brings new definition to sinfully delicious.  Let’s propose a new ballot initiative to ban shellfish.

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